Author: noel

@paparockpig And Jesus did drinketh the whisky, and he sayeth to John, ‘I love you mate.” And he puketh on his sandals.

@paparockpig And Jesus said “Let not the whisky share a glass with the cola, for this is the way of the Phillistines and pleaseth me not.”

RT @paparockpig: The Bible doesn’t mention Jesus teaching the Scots how to make scotch. << it’s in the lost gospel of St Abelour

RT @mountain_goats: Everything happens for a reason. A single, monolithic, terrifying, dark, secret reason. <<not just that Jesus loves me?

RT @Prakky: @ecocreative So that’s why Rolf’s still kicking? Hormones?<<we know he’s full of ’em- you know that extra leg? well actually…

RT @AceRimmerAdel: Driving thru Chain of Ponds showed hopeless drivers not capable of slow turnout lane use #adelhills <<<argh it shits me!

@Prakky think how big the drummies would be…

RT @Prakky: Hey, Rolf Harris looks like Colonel Sanders nowadays. << Or does ‘tie me kangaroo down sport’ take on some culinary meaning?

RT @Prakky: Hey, Rolf Harris looks like Colonel Sanders nowadays. Does that mean we can expect 3 drumsticks in future?

I’m drained. Just watched the last episode of Mad Men season 4- how long to wait until season 5? And what do I do with my TV til then?