@firstdogonmoon TEAPOT!

A fine performance from @mrjohnclarke tonight. As concise a summation of our democracy as one could desire. #auspol

Incoming or outgoing? RT @tanya_plibersek: Have instituted formal satire ban in office.

@HendrikGout Of course they did- the process has too much money and not enough transparency for my taste. Eagerly awaiting outcome.

Great to see that the Ombudsman will investigate the Mt Barker expansion process in the #adelhills

Great to see that the Ombudsman will investigate the Mt Barker expansion process in the #adelhills

Yesterday was a low point in #auspol debate. Abbott and Pyne should be ashamed. These are men who think we should trust them to lead…

How to use a paper towel. Sounds silly. Isn’t. http://t.co/CzaaXYrV

Simpson had a career. RT @SometimeSpez: Lara Bingle does realise how much damage Jessica Simpson did to her career doing Newlyweds right?

@Asher_Wolf No bet.