Month: March 2012

@kelisha Pretty sweet. Not the archetypal Beemer though… Where’s the boxer engine? Where’s the shaft drive? Where do you put your case?

Monkeys. Typewriters. RT @JohnBirmingham: I know, I know, it does my head in too, but Andrew Bolt is 100% correct: http://t.co/45X77qO8

@interactivate Hear hear.

Hey @ASUS, I’m sure your computers are great, but the one my friend bought is just not right. How about you swap it for one that works?

One of my colleagues just bought a new ASUS laptop from IT Warehouse and it’s a lemon. Hours of dicking about- just replace it!

Does life get any better? #Adelaide http://t.co/pA0oi15r

Pulled over for a breath test. Nit saying where. Don’t drink and drive, fool.

A dystopian vision RT @MrDenmore: It’s 2020. The nation’s newspapers are on deadline. And the professors are in charge. http://t.co/S2tFICOc

@boobygraffoe I am Australian. No proof- believe me or don’t. I’m having a cold beer in the sun, if that’s any help.

Last ever hospitality shift. Am I a grown up now? Maybe too fucked up to qualify…