@firstdogonmoon please can we have some Brandis? Or Pyne talking about Crean sticking his trident into Rudd. Sexy times in #auspol

Fuck Coleworths.

RT @saline: @NoelProbert Lots of of exclusive frock shops near me. I am sure they’d love me coming in sweaty off the #bike <Seriously?

@saline Sure they’d be happy- wherever pedestrians and #bike riders given easy access, businesses make more money. Shown time and again

@saline perhaps if there were good shops near your home it wouldn’t be a hard, sweaty ride to #bike there.

Who put the bop in the bop balop ba bop, who put the wham in the wham a dam a ding dong? #AFPInvestigates

Who’s that girl, running around with you? #AFPInvestigates

RT @sciencesarah: Warnie. Elizabeth Hurley. Why why why? #AFPInvestigates <<Liz Hurley, why Warnie? Why why why?

When will I, will I be famous? #AFPInvestigates can’t answer, can’t answer that.

To be or not to be? #AFPInvestigates